Last Spring the Deutsche Bahn inflicted on me some of worst CAPTCHAs I’ve ever seen: “Please click on the pictures of the cookies that are in the shape of a dog.”

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This horror show is their example image for what a cookie in the shape of a dog looks like:

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Is this unsettling yet?

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Dear millionaires who are making AI models and data sets: please stop filling the world with terrible garbage. Dear CAPTCHA, I resent being your AI training guinea pig. And Dear Deutsche Bahn, please stop making me solve these every time I try to log in with a new IP address or whatever, because this happens all the time when I’m on your trains, which is a lot.

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“Please click on the pictures of cats with long hair.”

I will not bear mute witness to these online atrocities, unlike these cat cookies.

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Terrible.

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